TBE Gear, Rewards & Questionable Purchases
Merch Store
The verdict is in… the swag is on the way. The TBE merch store is not fully open yet, but the evidence suggests shirts, stickers, hats, glassware, and other legally unnecessary items may soon be entering the record.
What is this page?
For now, this is a placeholder for the future TBE merch store. Eventually it may include public merch, earned community rewards, and a few deeply irresponsible inside jokes that somehow became wearable.
Some merch may simply be for fun. Some may become earned rewards for helping build the site, adding bars, contributing useful evidence, or surviving enough of Mr. Ex’s nonsense.
The short version
Shirts, stickers, hats, glassware, and future evidence-room nonsense. Coming soon-ish.
Storefront
The public-facing merch shop will live here once the shelves stop being imaginary and start carrying actual TBE goods.
Coming SoonEarned Rewards
Some future merch may be earned, not just bought — the kind of reward you get for helping build the investigation, not just opening your wallet.
Future FeatureTBE Classics
Expect shirts, hats, stickers, and assorted bar-adjacent nonsense inspired by verdicts, evidence, late-night logic, and the sacred 4:04.
Under ReviewThe 404 Vault
Lost rewards, absurd inside jokes, and the kind of merch that may or may not have fallen out of a mislabeled evidence box.
Highly SuspiciousWhat kind of merch?
The early evidence points toward a mix of straightforward TBE gear and fun community items — things like logo shirts, bar-themed sayings, stickers, glassware, and a few more ridiculous concepts that probably should not exist but almost certainly will.
Possible exhibits
Standard Merch
Shirts, hats, stickers, pint glasses, and simple branded gear.
Earned Items
Future rewards tied to contributions, participation, or surviving enough of the docket.
Inside-Joke Merch
The 404, objections overruled, bad arguments, and other legally unnecessary treasures.
Filed under: not open yet
The merch store is still under construction. For now, please admire the evidence board, resist impulse purchases, and understand that no TBE courtroom apparel has been officially entered into circulation yet.